Twitter Wives Totally Winning At Marriage

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Twitter Wives Totally Winning At Marriage

Twitter Wives Totally Winning At Marriage
Twitter Wives Totally Winning At Marriage

These Twitter wives have proven to the entire world that no matter what husbands do, they’ll never be able to outmatch the wittiness of a married woman. No matter how hard they try, no matter what they’ll do. It’s just the natural order of things.

Somehow, although not scientifically proven yet, statistics show that after a woman has gotten married, she will never be wrong ever again from that day on. We’re not completely sure why this happens, but we think it has something to do with men’s low stress tolerance. Wanting to live in a quiet house, men tend to agree with anything as long as the constant nagging stops. Even if it’s temporary, even if it’s just for a few seconds.

Now let’s see what some of the most creative and witty Twitter wives have come up with online in their funny husband/marriage trashing attempt. They really do deserve the best, even if most of the times they drive their husbands crazy. Marriage is probably a win-win situation.

Talk about a witty comeback. Touche, Annie, touche! 

Twitter Wives Totally Winning At Marriage
Twitter Wives Totally Winning At Marriage

If he can be that tenacious about everything in life, that may just happen!

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To be fair, sometimes the things we are trying to find are in all the unexpected places… 

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He’s mad because he knows how expensive a divorce is nowadays. 

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Boys will be boys.

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Yup, that’s marriage for you. Can’t argue with that.

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Don’t wash your dirty laundry in public. 

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This is actually why most men get married. They’re tired of having to make decisions. 

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The never-ending story…

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Marriage – making two people hate each other for over 5,000 years.

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Happens all the time.

wife13

Oh baby, please don’t stop!

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Getting married is basically like setting a crime scene.

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Those damn doctors!

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Because that’s just how it is.

wife17

Blame Canada!

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