Pokémon Go Dildos aka Pokémoan – Gotta Catch ‘Em All

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Pokémon Go Dildos aka Pokémoan – Gotta Catch ‘Em All

Pokémon Go Dildos aka Pokémoan - Gotta Catch 'Em All
Pokémon Go Dildos aka Pokémoan – Gotta Catch ‘Em All




Pokémon Go dildos aka ‘Pokémoan – Gotta Catch ‘Em All‘ kind of sums up our entire society at this moment. What else could we expect if a game can produce such international hysteria, making people look endlessly for mythical creatures from the Pokemon Universe?

In order to make the most out of the entire Pokémon Go trend, some came up with the brilliant (really?) idea of manufacturing Pokémon Go inspired dildos to better please the more passionate Pokémon Go players out there.

The Geek Sex Toys Etsy shop offers Pokémon Go dildos called Pokémoan, and their slogan is ‘Gotta get ’em all!’ You can put the pieces of the puzzle together along with all the other dirty jokes that may popup in your mind. We sure did. Now let’s go straight to their product list!

Pokemoan Dildo

‘Bulby’ – A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It’s seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.

Pokemoan Dildo

‘Charmy’ – A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes.

Pokemoan Dildo

‘Squirty’ – A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.

Pokémon Go Dildos aka Pokémoan - Gotta Catch 'Em All
Pokémon Go Dildos aka Pokémoan – Gotta Catch ‘Em All

‘Piky’ – This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long.

As their ad says, there are only 100 left in stock (if they’re not already sold out by now!) so be sure to place you order now! This limited edition goes for $270, or you can by just the ones more suitable for you for $68 a piece. Enjoy!