Death’s Instagram Is Full Of Cool Ideas To Help You Die Faster
Death’s Instagram is full of cool ideas to help you die faster. Shocked? Why? What would you expect from The Swim Reaper’s Instagram account? Of course Death will share only ideas meant to bring you closer to her.
This funny Instagram account was created with a little bit of dark humor (who are we kidding? it’s a lot!) in order to remind New Zealanders that everybody should swim a little safer. Nobody enjoys drowning, so you should always be careful and take safety precautions when swimming in the sea or in the ocean.
Death is here to remind you that there are so many ways to die faster then “scheduled”, you can’t even begin to comprehend the number of “choices” you have.
“Looking to reap some peeps this summer. If ur gonna make dumb decisions in the water, I’ll be waiting.” says The Swim Reaper.
“Tired of being so buoyant?” Death asks. “Problem solved. My range of swimming trunks are guaranteed to get you to the sea bed faster. Order now and you could be drowning this side of Christmas.”
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Be sure to follow Death on her/his adventures on Instagram and find out a lot on how to die faster.