Carponizer, The Sexy Carp Calendar From Germany
Carponizer is a very weird, yet sexy, Carp Calendar from Germany, designed to meet every fisherman’s needs. We all know how boring fishing can be sometimes (most of the time!) but when you place half naked women next to big carps, fishing becomes more and more bearable.
Normally, you would not expect a country like Germany, one that takes pride with its efficiency and strictness, to come up with one of the weirdest sports calendars in the world. Nude women are a cliche when it comes to calendars, but when you ad 20-30 lbs carps next to them, you quickly realize you are looking at a totally different thing.
Carponizer is even available on Amazon, so if you have that friend who is always inviting you to go fishing with him, but you never actually want to go, this is the perfect gift you can offer to excuse yourself for not sharing his passion.
“The idea for the calendar was to bring two of the greatest hobbies of men, fishing and women together.” say the creators.
“This calendar is a true “MUST HAVE” for any passionate angler and lover of fish.”
“Carponizer has once more managed to courageously make every month of the year that little bit more special”
“For this impressive outcome, twelve major carp had to first be carefully caught. During the photoshoot, two competent caretakers ensured that our scaly protagonists were well taken care of”.
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Fishing doesn’t seem that boring anymore, does it? Just kitschy…